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The Case For the Existance of God:
The smell of freshly cut grass
The Case Against the Existance of God:
Grumpy old people
Crazy old people
The Case For:
The Moscow Metro
The Case Against:
The Case For:
The Case Against:
Doom (the overall inescapable feeling)
Doom (id Software, 1993)
The wonders of the universe
The colour mauve
Alarming yet inescapable truths
Cute little kittys
Philadelphia (PA, USA)
Philadelphia (soft cheese)
Southern American accents
If aliens exist
If aliens don't exist
The Labour Party
Politicians in general
The feel of a bank note
Really fat people
Sitting on your own balls
A lot of Christians piss me off. Not all of them, but the vast majority. I find them to be concieted, hypocritical, an just... annoying. Hardly any Christian I have met, has not tried to convert me as soon as I say I do not believe in God. They then spew the same old arguments, about faith, and Christmas, and the Bible, and then, to trump it all, Hell. Now hold on a second. If I am not Christian... and therefore do not BELIEVE in Hell... why would I be scared of going there when I die. I don't know what's going to happen when I die, but I sure as hell won't be poked by some red-skinned guy with a pitchfork in a fiery freakin pit! And another thing, so many of them don't even follow the rules set out by the Bible, or Jesus' message. I could go into a whole thing about how REAL Christian should be compared to the Christians I see every day, but I will summarise it as this: Christians have lost the way. AND ANOTHER THING, they say the Bible is God's word, but it was written by people? AND ANOTHER THING! God seems a bit... full of himself. He wants everyone to worship him as if he is, well, God. Which he Is, of course, but... I just don't like the idea of this being, who wants everyone to spend every second of eternity praising him? And another thing... be Christian, I can respect that, it is your choice, even if I think it is misguided. But don't thrust your Christianity on me. Don't look down on me, or pity me, or think you are better than me because I have made a diferent choice to you! Americans and Christian Youth are particularly fond of doing that. I t just PISSES me off SO MUCH and I can't be ARSED to try and have RATIONAL debates anymore with you, because you are JUST NOT RATIONAL. You think it is a solid argument to say, "I have faith that God exists" then I am going to reply that "I have faith that God doesn't". See where that would go? And before any Christians start commenting here, let me say... I am not getting into a debate with you.
Star Wars disappoint
Lion King disappoint
Lion king disapoint
Star Wars disappoint
Adventurous Guy is on hold whilst I make a Christmas flash movie. Screw my other idea, I had better one based on an advert...
"Ho. Ho. And, furthermore, ho. Santa here, although these days I prefer to be known as Mr. Klaus. You may have noticed I have changed; after going on a diet that old red suit didn't fit me, so I opted for a whole lifestyle change... You can thank Penny here for that. Now I no longer go around at Christmas in a sled pulled by reindeer. Instead, I drive a sleek but discreet BMW and deliver slim iPods and plasma TV's to a select few. I've updated my elves, too. Naturally I've kept a few as overseers and security, but all my gadgets are produced by robots at my APPF - Arctic Philanthropic Production Facility. So don't bother trying to stay up for me, kids, and no ore of those silly "Santa Traps". I won't be coming. Oh, and stop leaving me milk and cookies - I'm lactose intolerant."
Recording/editing today, animating starts tomorrow. I don't have a title, yet.
Ok heres the deal. Every few days I am going to write a few sentances about what happened today, until christmas. Then I am going to record it and animate it. This will be my christmas flash. I am doing this because I am completely stumped for inspiration and ideas. I am going to make it as FML as possible, because Christmas is my least favourite time of year. Most likely, I'll make most of it up. Se ya'll tonight, folks.
Oh what the hell. Here, have some hotness
======LATER, THAT SAME EVENING=====
Watch Adventurous Guy stride purposefully! (This is incomplete)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!
Flash crashed and I lost everything! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This may be your last look at Adventurous Guy for a while. I know for certain that I shall never be ableto get his walk cycle like that again. :(
All is well.
I have managed to decompile the .SWF
Thank goodness for that!
One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any of them correctly, they won't have to come to school on Monday. The first question was, "How many grains of sand are on all the world's beaches?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a paper airplane flew across the room. "Okay," said the exasperated teacher, "who's the comedian with the paper airplane?" No one knew, not even little Billy.
On Thursday, the question was, "How many stars are there in the Milky Way?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a gigantic, phlegm soaked spit wad embedded itself on the blackboard behind the teacher. "Okay," exclaimed the frustrated teacher, "who's the comedian with the spit wad?" No one knew, not even little Billy.
On Friday, little Billy brought to school with him two, large, black bowling balls and hid them under his desk. At the precise moment before the teacher asked the day's trivia question, Billy rolled the two bowling balls down the aisle and they struck the wall behind the teacher with a massive jolt. "Okay," huffed the now infuriated teacher, "who's the comedian with the big black balls?" Little Billy answered quickly,
Okay, I just submitted a flash video to the portal! Im very excited. It is a music video: Game Playing
Also, I just thought I'd share with you guys a brilliant song. It is on the nfs undercover soundtrack, and I found it on youtube. :3
Fight Sounds pt. 1 by Circlesquare. Don't bother looking for pt. 2, I couldn't find it.